sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via gaycave)

(via skjendet)

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

(via legolasxtho)

Anonymous asked: If I met you in real life I would probably slit your throat.

bastardofbodom:

????????????????

Whaaaaat? Who says shit like that??

(Source: moringmark, via pizza)

rocking-like-a-hurricane:

Because black metal requires dark humor.

(via staying-south-of-heaven)

escapedgoat:

jayheartless:

When I was 15, and still pretty new to Canada and English terms, my boyfriend at the time told me he liked wife beaters, I side eyed him so hard & called him out on it, while he reassured me it was simply the name of the shirt. 

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed how fucked up the term is. 

I’ve always hated that shit. I grew up calling them tank tops or undershirts and will continue to do so

(Source: -teesa-, via greyskiesandcolddistance)

haedaeso:

nebularlion:

Original at&by: http://tomder.pl/

I think I might have reblogged this photo but I don’t really care. UGH.

haedaeso:

nebularlion:

Original at&by: http://tomder.pl/

I think I might have reblogged this photo but I don’t really care. UGH.

(via banished-from-sanctuary)

Anonymous asked: Could you please post a picture of yourself without makeup?

nikkitaylorhinds:

No, I will not.
You are not going to die if I don’t. And this is to everyone that always ask for me to. That to me is like asking for a nude photo of myself. It’s very rude.